That Takes Ovaries: Sample Stories

SAMPLE STORIES FROM THE BOOK

Preaching to the Convicted / Kathleen Tarr

PREACHING TO THE CONVICTED

Kathleen Tarr

As I lay napping one lazy summer morning, a crashing sound jarred me awake. I got up to investigate. I opened the bedroom door, wearing only my short, pink, baby-tee nightshirt, and was immediately confronted with a man staring back at me. His hand was extended toward the other side of the door handle. I tensed up and said nothing. He did the same.

Of all panicked thoughts, my priority was, I'm not wearing any underwear.
        "What are you doing in here?" I yelled, leaning slowly toward the man, fists balled at my side.
        With the foot of space between us closing fast, he backed up. Luckily, he did not choose the alternative. I bellowed again, "How did you get in here?" He turned nervously and looked at the open window behind him.
        The stack of games I kept piled under the window lay strewn all over the hardwood floor. Playing chips and dice were scattered everywhere, even under the furniture. Near the window leaned a shovel, which the intruder had apparently used to pry the window open, breaking the latch.
        "You broke my window?" I asked, obviously a rhetorical question. "What are you doing in here?"
        "I'm just looking for some money," he answered meekly. He hesitated and then continued, "Do you have any?"

It was my turn to pause. Then my answer surprised even me: "I'm not going to pay you for breaking into my house."
        The shock of hearing this statement come out of my mouth completely distracted me from the fear surging inside my body. But it didn't distract me from my primary concern, which remained How the hell can I get ahold of some underwear?
        Burgle-Man stood silently, reflecting perhaps on our situation.
        While keeping my eyes fixed on Burgle-Man, I scanned the apartment with my peripheral vision. I was searching for my keys, my second priority. I'd need them to unlock the double-bolted front door in order to get him out. That was when I noticed my poster of Martin Luther King Jr. on the wall. I knew I needed to keep talking, and now Martin came to my aid.
        Burgle-Man was a slight African-American, probably in his early forties, the ideal demographic for the tactic I had in mind. "You would look Martin Luther King in the eye and continue to rob this house?" I yelled, pointing to the poster. "You would know that the residents of this home believe in the causes of Black people, and you would still try to steal from them?"
        Burgle-Man was speechless.
        "You would ask my Black self for money, knowing Dr. King was watching?" I continued to scan for the keys, and continued to silently panic about my naked bottom half. I wondered if he would notice if I left the room just for a second to put on some underwear. But I had to keep talking. Eyeing other posters and prints on my living room walls, I asked Burgle-Man, "You would look at these celebrations of Sojourner Truth and Toussaint L'Ouverture and cavalierly ransack this home for mere dollars?"
        Burgle-Man's chin began to quiver.
        Where were those damn keys? I wondered.
        When I started my diatribe on Steven Biko and "our African sisters and brothers who struggle," tears streamed from Burgle-Man's penitent eyes. He cried, "I'm gonna change my ways! I'm gonna change my ways!"
        "It's alright, Brother," I told him softly. Who did I ever call "brother"? "If you start doing the right thing today, that's what you'll get to hold onto for the rest of your life." Whatever that meant.
        Burgle-Man dried his tears while I spun my head around, looking for my keys. Of course, what I really longed for, needed, and had to have was my underwear. I could visualize the cotton fabulousness balled up in my dresser drawer just waiting for me. I hadn't missed them so much since I'd messed in my pants in the second grade.

"What are you looking for?" he asked.
"My keys."

"There's a key in the back door," he offered.

"You cased my place?" I hollered, vaguely remembering knocks at my front and back doors minutes before the break-in. He must have seen the key through a window from the outside.
"I'm sorry." His chin started quivering again.
I grabbed the spare key from the back door (which led to the backyard) and used it to open my front door. "Okay, good-bye," I grimaced.

"Are you going to call the police?" Burgle-Man asked.
"No, just get out. And don't do this again."

"I won't," he assured me solemnly, and retreated down the front stairs.
I relocked the door and collapsed on my couch, my legs no better than rubber bands. I sat still for ten minutes, quietly looking at Martin, before I got up and hammered the window shut. But first I got dressed.

Kathleen Tarr is a published legal scholar, a lecturer, a member of the California State Bar, and one of few Harvard Law School graduates who focused her legal career on eradicating racism and other oppressions, all the while refusing payment from her clients. For several years after the break-in, she slept with a knife. Having put the knife aside, she still never sleeps without underwear.

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LETTING JUSTICE FLOW

Alison Kafer

I have no legs.
           One night, six years ago, I fell asleep an active, able-bodied young woman. Months later I woke up, my arms, belly, and back covered in burn scars. The legs that had carried me for years were missing, amputated above the knees as a result of my burns. The last few years have been a continual process of learning how to move and understand myself in this new, and yet old, body.
           Before my disability, I saw myself as a political activist only when involved in a demonstration or protest. Now, however, I understand my very body as a site of resistance. Every single time I leave my house, people stare. Their eyes linger on my scars, my half-legs, and my wheelchair as they try to understand what happened and why I look the way I do. Their stereotypes about disability are written in their expressions of confusion and fear as they watch me pass. I am powerfully aware that merely by living life in a wheelchair, I challenge their stereotypes about what bodies look like and what bodies do. I feel like an activist just by rolling out my front door.
           Sometimes, however, simply rolling outdoors isn't enough of a statement. Sometimes you have to pee outdoors, too.
           Three years ago, during my first semester of graduate school, I took an exchange class at a local seminary. A month into the course, I was assigned to give a presentation on the week's readings. Halfway through class we took a break, after which I was to give my talk. I desperately had to pee, and I rolled over to the library, sure I'd find accessible toilets there. I was met only with a wall of narrow stalls�too narrow to slide my wheels into.
           I dashed about campus, rolling from one building to another, hoping to find a wide stall door, muttering to myself, "There has to be an accessible can somewhere on this damn campus." After checking every bathroom in every building, I realized I was wrong.
           What the hell was I going to do?

  Going home wasn't possible because I would never make it back to school in time to give my presentation. "Holding it" also wasn't possible because�well, when a girl's gotta go, a girl's gotta go. I exercised my only remaining option: I went outside, searched for a dark and secluded part of campus, hiked up my skirt, leaned my body over the edge of my wheelchair, and pissed in the grass.
           It just so happened that the dark, secluded place I'd found was the Bible meditation garden.
            I went back to class angry. With mild embarrassment, I told the professor what had happened. I felt validated when she stopped the class to tell everyone the seminary president's name so they could write letters demanding an accessible bathroom at the school.
          The next day, I, too, wrote a letter to the president informing him of both my accessibility problem and my solution. "Odds are," I wrote, "I will need a bathroom again. And I am doubtful that my 'christening' of the Bible garden is a practice you would like me to continue." In closing, I mentioned the Bible verse I'd found emblazoned on the garden wall (the one I'd practically peed on), and hoped its irony would not escape him. "Let justice roll down like waters," the words proclaimed, "and righteousness like an everlasting stream." Never before had the Bible seemed so relevant to me!
          Within forty-eight hours, I had an appointment with the school president. He ushered me into his office and sat down across from me. "Before we discuss possible construction," he said, "I just want to give you a moment to share your pain."
           I paused, thinking his comment a rather condescending way to begin a meeting. "I'm not in any pain," I said curtly, "I just want a place to go to the bathroom."
          Our conversation could only go downhill from there.

The president informed me that although he wanted to provide me with an accessible bathroom, the school could not currently afford such construction. When I suggested that removing a forty-year-old skanky couch from one of the women's rooms would free up space for an accessible stall, he responded with a sentiment as old as the couch: "Well, I'm reluctant to remove the sofa because some of the lady students like to rest there during their time."
Right. I'd forgotten how much we lady students, brains overtaxed by academia, liked to rest, bleeding, on musty couches in dank bathrooms. What a traitor to my sisters I must have been to suggest that my need to pee was more important than a couch that hadn't seen human contact since 1973.
Not surprisingly, that meeting did not result in an accessible toilet. So, as threatened, I continued to piss in the garden and complain in the halls. What had started out as a necessity became an interesting combination of necessity and protest�a pee protest. Word got around, and to my delight most students supported me. Petitions were signed in a number of classes. One student even proposed a documentary on The Bathroom Debates to her film class, showing them a short teaser clip she'd made. I became a bit of a celebrity, known in the halls as "the bathroom girl."

About a month after the first incident, I fired off another letter to the president informing him of my continued use of the Bible meditation site. This time I meant business. I told him I was ready to expose his total disregard of the needs of disabled Americans by going to the press with my story. Bingo. Construction began on the most beautiful accessible bathroom you ever did see.
Justice and righteousness were rolling down at last. They had just needed a little boost from a girl, her wheelchair, and a full bladder.

Alison Kafer is a graduate student in Women's Studies and Religion. In between battles with university administrators about inaccessible buildings, she kayaks, camps, and hikes. A relentless optimist, Alison insists that most people stare at her not because of her disability, but because of her southern charm and dazzling physical grace.

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SURFERGRRL

Elaine Marshall

Learning to skydive is electrifying. At two miles up (as in, in the sky), I smiled crazily at my instructor, a strapping Vietnam vet I called Mommy, let go of the airplane, and slipped into the utter freedom and excitement of falling through the air at more than 150 miles per hour.

As I lay panting and pale-faced on the ground after my first jump, a seasoned skydiver who had heard my screams during free fall kneeled down beside me. "Congratulations," he said. "You just experienced your first airgasm." The sport of skydiving had initiated its newest adrenaline junkie; knees shaking, ears pounding, clothes damp with sweat, I hobbled to the ticket window to sign up for a second jump.
         Skydiving is never boring. Sometimes it is downright terrifying. But the initial shocks of adrenaline I experienced as a student soon gave way to the calmer pleasure of enjoying bird's-eye views and mastering the art of flying my own body. So with 550 jumps under my belt, I decided to give skysurfing a try.
         Skysurfing has pushed the boundaries of skydiving, a sport in which risks are carefully calculated (honest). The pro who flies a fifty-five-inch surfing board through a series of freestyle spins, flips, and twists is regarded by some skydivers as a renegade, a lunatic. Sounded like my kind of sport! The prospect of leaping from an airplane with my feet strapped together on a stiff metal board brought back that familiar feeling of dread, which, I realized somewhat sickeningly, I welcomed. I called to schedule my first lesson.
         On a chilly Saturday morning, I met with Mike, a tall, athletic skysurfing pioneer who would teach me what little there was to know about this new sport that involved swooshing through the sky on an air-designed snowboard. Mike showed me how to strap into a puny-looking, twenty-four-inch beginner's skyboard and accustom myself to the "trauma," as he insisted on calling it, of having my feet restricted to an object that exerted its own forces in free fall. Should I find myself trapped and spinning uncontrollably under the skyboard, as skysurfers sometimes do, I had merely to yank on an emergency release that would send the board to Earth under its own mini-parachute.
        After practicing on the ground and taking a few warm-up skydives, Mike concluded his coaching with a warning: "Skysurfing is a dangerous and demanding exercise in dexterity. Spins can get extremely violent. I know a guy who lost control and was unable to release the board from one of his feet. He started spinning around helplessly and says he doesn't even remember pulling [i.e., opening his canopy]. He landed with his eyes full of blood and a face covered with purple dots. Had he gone much longer, he probably would have suffered a stroke from the G forces."

Gulp.
Now two miles up, feet bound to the board, I braced my arms inside the doorway of the airplane and leaned my body out against the cold, rough blast of air. I stared vacantly at the square plots of farmland below and the enormous blue sky around me, took a deep breath, and vaulted free to ride a 45-degree slope out the door. I held a downhill snowboard position for almost two seconds before the board unexpectedly pulled my body into a series of washing-machine twists and turns. As I fought furiously to regain control, Mike's words about trauma drifted through my spinning head. A burst of adrenaline surged through my body, and I forced myself on top of the board. That's when the ride got fun. My speed doubled and I darted through the sky, ears numb with the roar of the wind, face pulled back by the velocity, and eyes watering beneath my loosening goggles.

Looking at my altimeter, I saw I was dangerously low. I instantly fell into the flat, free-fall position necessary for pulling. Unfortunately, this move forced the board above me. It acted like a demon rudder and I began vacillating and pitching roughly, too unstable to pull safely. Another bolt of energy shot through my bloodstream, and I was able to stabilize my body for a fraction of a second. I pulled. After my canopy popped open, I hung there, floating to Earth, wild-eyed and gasping.
         Just before landing, I released the bindings and kicked the board free (turfsurfing in is reserved for the experts). Endorphins swamped my brain as I touched ground. Already Mike's earnest warnings to progress slowly were fading as a louder, more insistent voice screamed, "I WANT A BIGGER BOARD! I WANT A BIGGER BOARD!"
         My second jump was more fun. After gaining the stand-up position, I leaned forward over the board, kept my back straight, and felt the sensations of lift and glide�of surfing. I did a few turns and generally just played with my new toy. Next I graduated to my "BIGGER BOARD." The wider, thirty-inch model was harder to control, but that meant a bigger endorphin rush and a more exhilarating experience of riding the sky.
         Learning to skysurf reminded me of learning to skydive. Both are about performing in spite of choking fear. Both give me the feeling of mastering my own body and busting past boundaries others respect without question. I enjoy looking around at the skydivers and surfers on the drop zone packing their parachutes, carrying their boards, and swapping stories. We come back weekend after weekend, forever infatuated with the charge that comes when we squeeze all the sweet juice we can muster out of life. To risk my life, after all, is not nearly as dangerous as to risk never really living.

Elaine Marshall, a writer living in Switzerland, had trouble deciding which of her bazillion gutsy stories she should submit. Squatting with anarchists in England? Spending a winter in a Yosemite cave? Sleeping alone in cemeteries? In the end, the potential of "eyes full of blood and a face covered with purple dots" won.

Excerpted from That Takes Ovaries! edited by Rivka Solomon. Copyright © 2002 by Rivka Solomon. Excerpted by permission of Three Rivers Press, an imprint of Crown, a division of Random House, Inc. All rights reserved. No part of this three story-excerpt may be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the publisher. Additionally, each individual story is copyrighted by the individual author and may not be reproduced or reprinted without permission in writing from the individual author.

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